April 2011
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
amziibaybii:
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
Loool so true
When someone takes my food without asking me
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
nicolefuckyeah:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?”
“uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..”
“omg, satan is so funny!”
“hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)”
“lol u guise, i saw the list for people going to hell,...
Home Alone
kristen-smiles:
In the Daytime:
At Night:
When you hear your mom's car pull up and you...
kamsud:
LOL LIFE
a romantic story
cutesecrets:
fwips:
And they lived happily ever after.
woah… so touching lol!
lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao
Keep calm, Nina. And kill the bitch.
changemydestinyh:
Stay away from Ian, Bitch.