When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
amziibaybii: You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?” Loool so true
When someone takes my food without asking me
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
nicolefuckyeah: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?” “uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..” “omg, satan is so funny!” “hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)” “lol u guise, i saw the list for people going to hell,...
kristen-smiles: In the Daytime: At Night:
When you hear your mom's car pull up and you...
kamsud: LOL LIFE
a romantic story
cutesecrets: fwips: And they lived happily ever after. woah… so touching lol! lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao
Keep calm, Nina. And kill the bitch.
changemydestinyh: Stay away from Ian, Bitch.