a special message for a very special someone
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
- Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
- Me: 10
- Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
- Me: 10 and a dead body.