June 2012
a special message for a very special someone
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
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to the guy walking a tightrope over Niagra Falls:
- Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
- Me: 10
- Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
- Me: 10 and a dead body.
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Me: Ugh, why isn’t my pizza done yet?
Mom: It’s been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
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