- thought 1: I feel fat
- thought 2: I need to lose weight
- thought 3: I am hungry
- thought 4: I'm a freaking whale...
i'm surrounded by skinny bitches who complain about their bodies.
- friend: Careful, that pizza is really hot.
- me: FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON.
everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liar
you know the one i’m taking about
- facebook: someone added a photo of you
- me: fuck